1:Do you have experience that you were shocked because of what kids said?
I have a daughter and she said “I don’t want mommy! I want daddy!!”
I was shocked!
2:When I was 18, a kid who I didn’t know called me a man,,,
3:”Mom! Your breathe is stinky!( ノД`)…”
In front of my husband,,,
4:When we were watching “Beauty Colosseum” ( TV show bout people having cosmetic surgery ),
my daughter said
“Why don’t you try this ( cosmetic surgery ) mommy?”
5:”Why are you so fat?”
This question from my kid’s friend!!!
6:My little son asked my friend
“Why are you friends with someone like my mom?”
What do you mean boy!!
7:From my niece
“I know your phone is your best friend.”
8:”Mommy, why your legs are so big??”
9:”Mom!!! I found cheaper mayonnaise for you!!”
,,,thank you my kid.
10:”Are you man or woman??” From a kid who I don’t know…
With a really serious look.
11:”Why am I not cute? It’s because I am resemble you, mommy?”
12:Kids are so scary!!
13:My daughter often says “I love you daddy!! Hug meeee!!”
But she doesn’t say this to me.
14:”Mommy! you are adult so you should think very carefully about it!”
15:”Why you have a lot of line on your face, mommy?”
,,,kid, it’s called wrinkles.
16:My niece of my husband side asked me
“Why your front teeth are sticking out, aunty?”
My husband couldn’t stop from laughing.
17:My son got a homework and he had to write about when he feels happy.
I checked what he wrote and I saw he wrote,
“I am very happy when I see mom’s smile. Because my mom is in a bad mood and she looks so dead all the time.”
,,,Am I like that all the time?
18:”You are not cute without makeup!”
19:”Wow,, you have small holes a lot on your face, mom”
20:”When you divorce, I’m not living with you because you are not working and you are poor”
,,,I have never said I would divorce.